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Everyone, my dog, @nonlineardog is trying to get a song written about her.  Please vote here: bit.ly/9clkzY
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Everyone, my dog, @nonlineardog is trying to get a song written about her.  Please vote here: bit.ly/9clkzY

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EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: The Tape That Could Destroy Mel: "No One Will Believe You", He Says After She Charges: "You Hit The Baby" | RadarOnline.com

And in this audio clip, Mel Gibson redeems himself.

No, he doesn’t.

Source: radaronline.com

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A really great song by a guy who writes and posts a song a day, everyday.  I think I like this song, because it is about getting rid of an “old heart”, one that you didn’t use properly, for a new one.  Sometimes, I feel like, as horrible a situation my injury 6 years ago put me in, it gave me a better heart than the one I’d had before.  Hope you enjoy.

Song A Day #564: Hello My Old Heart (via therockcookiebottom)

Source: youtube.com

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We’re Apple. We don’t wear suits. We don’t even own suits.
From an article about Apple’s relationship with AT&T:
”The companies apparently squabbled over small things as well, as the two corporate cultures did not mesh well. At one point, an AT&T representative reportedly told one of Jobs’ deputies that the company co-founder should wear a suit to meet with the AT&T Board of Directors. That AT&T employee was allegedly told, ‘We’re Apple. We don’t wear suits. We don’t even own suits.’”
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A little girl sees me eating lunch outside…

…in my wheelchair wearing dark sunglasses. “Are you blind?” she asked innocently. “Nope. Everything you see here - shades, wheelchair - is fake except the sandwich,” I should have said. “Nope.”

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There’s a whole lotta “huh??” in these headlines.
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There’s a whole lotta “huh??” in these headlines.

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Drunk History

This series of videos is hilariously brilliant.  This is my favorite - Tesla vs. Edison.

Source: funnyordie.com

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Discovered.
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Discovered.

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I told my neurologist (a nice guy) that a med I'm on makes me "feel out of control"...

  • Him: try raising four toddlers and you'll see what out of control is.
  • Me: try laying in a hospital bed unable to move your body and you'll see what out of control is.
  • Him: Touché.
  • I win at tragedy.
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GPOYW - with no more money, reflected in my new iMac.
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GPOYW - with no more money, reflected in my new iMac.

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Because my MacBook Pro died yesterday, I was left with an orphaned 30” Dell monitor and was forced to run out and get one of the 27” iMac i5’s.  So now, this is how I must suffer…
And oh how I do - dragging my mouse across every one of my desktop’s glorious 5120 pixels.
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Because my MacBook Pro died yesterday, I was left with an orphaned 30” Dell monitor and was forced to run out and get one of the 27” iMac i5’s.  So now, this is how I must suffer…

And oh how I do - dragging my mouse across every one of my desktop’s glorious 5120 pixels.

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Best part of my weekend?  Reenacting the Ok Go video with dogs.

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Great short film shot and edited all with the iPhone 4.

Source: vimeo.com

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Not sure which I find more ridiculous - that I can track the progress of my pizza with this kind of precision or that I can share my order on Facebook.
Ok, picture this… a bunch of college frat boys sitting around, betting when their pizza will arrive; passing the bong around and their eyes glued upon their screen.  With each change of progress, some erupt in cheers, others groan.  All while friends call up, “I saw on facebook that you ordered pizza.  Let me know when it gets to quality check and I’ll head over”…
Thank you Domino’s.
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Not sure which I find more ridiculous - that I can track the progress of my pizza with this kind of precision or that I can share my order on Facebook.

Ok, picture this… a bunch of college frat boys sitting around, betting when their pizza will arrive; passing the bong around and their eyes glued upon their screen.  With each change of progress, some erupt in cheers, others groan.  All while friends call up, “I saw on facebook that you ordered pizza.  Let me know when it gets to quality check and I’ll head over”…

Thank you Domino’s.

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One.  Just one star for this?  Shame you all.
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One.  Just one star for this?  Shame you all.

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