December 2009
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Dear man who looks like Amad Rashad:
You’ll never know that I think you look like Amad Rashad, because I won’t tell you, because then you’ll think that I think all black people look alike or, in your case, like Amad Rashad.
The source of my recent giddyness will be revealed...
Until then, all-night phone calls and cold showers.
I can see it now...
Them: "How did you two meet?"
Me: "My dog introduced us on twitter."
She said that maybe the worst thing in her life...
Then our hearts pounded in sync.
Well, off to dad's to spend Christmas with him and...
yeah.
It's been a week since we met. Could it be that...
On Christmas, no less.
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Dear AT&T, Just because neither of us has spoken...
It’s called UNLIMITED calling. Just ask Luke Wilson.
Darlin', you had me at "Miller's Crossing is one...
-me
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Quadriplegic Did You Know - Laughter
Did you know that one of the first things you lose when you’re paralyzed is your ability to laugh like you used to. People don’t realize everything that goes into a laugh. Your abdominal muscles all the way up through your chest are involved. You use them to produce a hearty belly laugh. Most of those muscles are paralyzed with me except for a couple of abdominals that come in handy...
WatchMan castrates himself so as not to cheat on his wife!
The universe brought someone really amazing into...
Strange how these things happen.
The Daily Show presents Decade in Review →
Awesome! Watch all 10.
WatchThe episode where I get something off the top shelf using the dog leash
Actually, I’d thought it’d be more of an entertaining struggle, hence the video.
Sorry.
(in case you’re wondering it’s a pad for my chair I’ve needed to put back in for a while)
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WatchPutting @nonlineardog to good use!
Video: The Asteroid That Will Almost Hit Earth |... →
On April 13, 2029, an asteroid will pass just 18,000 miles from the Earth. Anyone else just a wee bit concerned this will be happening on the 13th?
Women, what are your thoughts about Tiger Woods?
Elaborate, don’t just say “he’s disgusting”.
Also, an interesting commentary written by a woman.
This morning I felt a little bit like someone from...
You had me at “sloppy ponytail”.
So, mom and future stepmom are getting the same...
Dad’s soon-to-be fiance is getting a Kindle from him and mom just got a kindle, so… 2 covers and 2 book gift certificates it is!
I’m the worst son/future stepson EVAR!
AdweekMedia: Best of the 2000s - Super Bowl Spots... →
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A cop totally made my morning
It’s funny how the simplest things can make you smile and stick with you for a while. I was driving in DC today and I came up to a four-way stop where a police officer was directing traffic. He was directing people next to me to turn, but uncertain if that included me going straight, I waited for him to give me a signal. When I didn’t go for a while, he pointed right at me and then...
American Airlines sucks.
guillee:
That is all.
You could have flown South American Airlines.
Oh! Totally pwned!
In which he mentions a song sung by Susan Boyle...
A hasty engagement and now this? Oh, dad, WTF?!?!
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So Dad's getting engaged
My dad came over today to watch football. All during the first half, I sensed that he had something to say to me and he finally did at halftime. “I’m going to ask Gail to marry me.” Gail would be the woman he’s been seeing for the past six months. He’s only been separated from my mom for 18 months and the ink on their divorce papers dried only two weeks ago....
